
I vant to scare your children.
Back in the early 80's (or even perhaps late 70's), board game history was rewritten when Hasbro introduced a new family game that combines the thrill of getting bitten with the monotony of calling random numbers. That game, which you should already know the name of since you selected it from the menu, was 'I Vant To Bite Your Finger'. Forgive Hasbro for the typographical error but vampires like their speech impediments spelled out for them.